Enjoy the funny life quotes that we present below I am sure that you are going to enjoy each one of these phrases, the best new is that you can share it or them with all the people you know.
Have you ever noticed that a woman's "I'll be ready in five minutes" and a man's "I'll be home in five minutes" are exactly the same?
People say you can't live without love... I think oxygen is more important.
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food.
Life was much easier when apple and blackberry were just fruits.
Life is a one time offer, use it well.
I hate when people see me at the super market and they are like: "Hey what are you doing here?" and I'm just like: "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
Please cancel my subscription to your issues.
I've found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes.
When life puts you in tough situations, don't say Why Me?, just say Try Me!
Laughing so hard no noise coming out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.
Some people aren't just missing the odd screw. The whole freakin' toolbox is gone.
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