Enjoy the Funny Life Quotes that we present below, all of them will give a better way to see and live your life, don't forget to share your favorite quote with all the people you know, is as positive as you, they will thank you.
You can't face the problem if the problem is your face.
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
Sometimes I wish I was a bird... So I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
Don't let your loyalty become slavery. If they don't appreciate what you bring to the table... then let them eat alone.
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
There are so many beautiful reasons to be happy.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me.
I'm actually not funny I'm just mean and people think I'm joking.
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