Enjoy our funny life quotes, below you are going to find some ones like this:
"3 Most difficult things to do in the world.
1. You can't count your hair. 2. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Now please put your tongue back inside."
Go ahead. Judge me. Just remember to be perfect the rest of your life.
3 Most difficult things to do in the world.
1. You can't count your hair.
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Now please put your tongue back inside.
Life is like a movie.
If you are sad - Drama
If you are afraid - Suspense
If you are angry - Action
When you look at the mirror - Horror
Now you are smiling - That's comedy.
The brain is the most outstanding organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love.
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
I've been single for a while and I have to say, it's going very well- Like... it's working out. I think I'm the one.
You never know what you have until... you clean your room.
7 Lovely Logics.
1. Make peace with your past so it doesn't spoil your present.
2. What others think of you is none of your business.
3. Time heals almost everything, give the time, some time.
4. No one is the reason of your happiness except you yourself.
5. Don't compare your life with others, you have no idea what their journey is all about.
6. Stop thinking too much, it's alright not to know all the answers.
7. Smile, you don't own all the problems in the world.
The world can be amazing when you're slightly strange.
I'm in love with my bed. We're perfect for each other, but my alarm clock doesn't want us together. That jealous whore.
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