Google Images List: Funny

Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Funny Life Quotes 6

There are Funny Life Quotes as interesting as this:

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember,when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT... it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and BITCH.SLAP that mother f!"$%&/ upside the head!

Choose the best one for you and share with all your friends.

If I reach over and choke you it's not that I don't like you. It's just that I've had too much caffeine and you're starting to piss me off.

Who says nothing is impossible, I've been doing nothing for years.

I think that stupid people were put on this planet to test my anger management skills.

RISK more than others think is safe, CARE more than others think is wise, DREAM more than others think is practical, EXPECT more than others think is possible.

You asked me what was wrong and I smiled and said... NOTHING then I turned around and whispered... EVERYTHING

8 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, 6.000.000.000+people, AND I'M SINGLE.

I do not get drunk - I get awesome.

Laugh at your problems everybody else does.

I hope you have enjoyed these Funny Life Quotes.

Have a nice day with www.imageslist.com

Funny Life Quotes 5

Below you are going to find a great selection of funny life quotes that could help you to live in a different way, in a best one, in a possitive one. You just have to choose the quote you like more and if you want, share it with that people that you want to make feel happy.

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you that a way has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever...

When I was a kid I used to think the moon followed our car everywhere.

Out of my mind... Back in five minutes.

Ever had that feeling where you just want to jump right out of bed? Me neither.

I don't know where I'm going, but I'm going, are you coming with me?

They say we learn from our mistakes. That's why I'm making as many as possible. I'll soon be a genius!

A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

Sarcasm: Just one of the many services I offer.

I hope you have enjoyed these Funny Life Quotes.

Have a nice day with www.imageslist.com

Funny Life Quotes 4

There are funny life quotes as interesting as this:

When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happuiness whas the key to life.

When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy." They told me I didn't understand the assignment and I told them they didn't understand life.

Choose the one you like more and share it with a special person to enjoy it together.

Why do people always say "no offense" right before they offend you?

When I get a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children. Just like it says on the bottle.

Making a million friends is not a Miracle. The miracle is to make A Friend who will stand by you when millions are against you...

That moment, in an exam, when everyone is using a ruler to draw something and you don't know why.

How to gain success in life:

1. Be asian. 2. Follow step "1"

When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happuiness whas the key to life.

When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy." They told me I didn't understand the assignment and I told them they didn't understand life.

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs in your face and trips you again!!!

Sugar? No thanks, am sweet enough.

Sex is not the answer... Yes is the answer.

Someone else is happy with less than what you have.

I hope you have enjoyed these Funny Life Quotes.

Have a nice day with www.imageslist.com

Funny Life Quotes 3

Enjoy our funny life quotes, below you are going to find some ones like this:

"3 Most difficult things to do in the world.

1. You can't count your hair. 2. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.

Now please put your tongue back inside."

Go ahead. Judge me. Just remember to be perfect the rest of your life.

3 Most difficult things to do in the world.

1. You can't count your hair.

2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.

3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.

Now please put your tongue back inside.

Life is like a movie.

If you are sad - Drama

If you are afraid - Suspense

If you are angry - Action

When you look at the mirror - Horror

Now you are smiling - That's comedy.

The brain is the most outstanding organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

I've been single for a while and I have to say, it's going very well- Like... it's working out. I think I'm the one.

You never know what you have until... you clean your room.

7 Lovely Logics.

1. Make peace with your past so it doesn't spoil your present.

2. What others think of you is none of your business.

3. Time heals almost everything, give the time, some time.

4. No one is the reason of your happiness except you yourself.

5. Don't compare your life with others, you have no idea what their journey is all about.

6. Stop thinking too much, it's alright not to know all the answers.

7. Smile, you don't own all the problems in the world.

The world can be amazing when you're slightly strange.

I'm in love with my bed. We're perfect for each other, but my alarm clock doesn't want us together. That jealous whore.

I hope you have enjoyed these Funny Life Quotes.

Have a nice day with www.imageslist.com

Funny Life Quotes 2

Enjoy the funny life quotes that we present below I am sure that you are going to enjoy each one of these phrases, the best new is that you can share it or them with all the people you know.

Have you ever noticed that a woman's "I'll be ready in five minutes" and a man's "I'll be home in five minutes" are exactly the same?