Google Images List: September 2015

Funny Love Quotes 4

Choose one of these funny love quotes and enjoyed it with your special one.

5 Pearls of wisdom.

1. Money can't by happiness but somehow it's much more comfortable crying in a Porsche than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the fucker's name.

3. Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but neither does milk.

You! Yes, you. The one reading this. You are beautiful, talented, amazing and simply the best at being you.

Kiss my neck. Bite me, pull my hair, trace my spine, hold me down, use your tongue, make me moan. Don't stop til' I'm shaking.

Parents call it "Talking Back"

We call it: "Explaining"

All you need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

People say you can't live without love... I think oxygen is more important.

Love isn't complicated. People are.

I'm happy for you! Is the hardest lie to tell when you old love found someone new.

I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really pissed me off.

Just because you grew up with daddy telling you that you're a princess, doesn't mean you can expect a man to treat you like one while you act like a shallow, self centered, narcissistic bitch.

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Funny Love Quotes 3

Enjoy that special person with one of the funny love quotes that we present below, read carefully each one and choose the best one for you and that person you loves.

I approached a kid and asked: "What is love?" The kid answered, "Love is when a puppy licks your face."

I laughed, but then he added, "even after you left him alone all day."

Laughing so hard, no noise coming out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.

We met for a reason, either you're a blessing or a lesson.

I have sex with you a lot in my head.

There comes a time in life when you have to let go of all the pointless drama and the people who create it and surround yourself with people who make you laugh so hard that you forget the bad and focus solely on the good. After all, life is too short to be anything but happy.

When I count my blessings, i count you twice.

I lost my teddy, will you sleep with me?

Do you believe in love at first sight??? or should I walk by again???

You hold my heart in your hands... "Don't Clap"

We were given:

Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.

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Funny Love Quotes 2

If you want to have fun with funny love quotes like this:

"Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate."

Below you are going to find a great selection of this kind of quotes that you are going to enjoy.

You're the only fish in the sea for me.

Don't break someone's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So I go back to being me.

Save water shower with a friend.

A blow job a week can lower a man's risk of heart disease so don't be stingy girls save a life.

Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.

When you feel alone just look at the spaces between your fingers and remember that's where mine fit perfectly.

Female Dictionary: "Nothing, forget it." You better figure out what you did wrong.

Male Dictionary: "Nothing, forget it." Just quit talking about it, Jesus.

Life was much easier when apple and blackberry were just fruits.

Do you have a bandaid? Cuz I just scraped my knee falling for you.

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Funny Love Quotes 1

The best way to live our lives is with happiness and a positive attitude, it means in a funny way and when we talk about love, the idea is the same, "to be in love" should mean "to be happy"

Below you are going to find a selection of funny love quotes that I know you are going to enjoy.

Somewhere between all our laughs, long talks, stupid little fights, and all our lame jokes... I fell in love.

Do you know what would look good on you? Me!

I'm not perfect. I'll annoy you, piss you off, say stupid things, then take it all back, but put that all aside, and you'll never find a person who cares or loves you more than me.

They told me that to make her fall in love I had to make her laugh. But every time she laughs I'm the one who falls in love.

I can always make you smile.

Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.

When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy" They told me I didn't understand the assignment and I told them they didn't understand life.

I love my computer because my friends live in it.

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Life Quotes 7

The Beauty of Life is, while we cannot undo what is done, we can see it, understand it, learn from it and change. So that every new moment is spent not in regret, guilt, fear or anger, but in wisdom, understanding and love.

Don't you think this is a beautiful quote?, it is, below you are going to find a great group of this kind of phrases, quotes and poems, that you can share with all your friends.

If you love something let it go, if it comes back to you it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was, and it's not meant to be.

You can't start the next chapter of your life if you keep re reading the last one.

7 Steps to Happiness:

Think Less, Feel More. Frown Less, Smile More. Talk Less, Listen More. Judge Less, Accept More. Watch Less, Do More. Complain Less, Appreciate More. Fear Less, Love More.