Choose one of these funny love quotes and enjoyed it with your special one.
5 Pearls of wisdom.
1. Money can't by happiness but somehow it's much more comfortable crying in a Porsche than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the fucker's name.
3. Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but neither does milk.
You! Yes, you. The one reading this. You are beautiful, talented, amazing and simply the best at being you.
Kiss my neck. Bite me, pull my hair, trace my spine, hold me down, use your tongue, make me moan. Don't stop til' I'm shaking.
Parents call it "Talking Back"
We call it: "Explaining"
All you need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
People say you can't live without love... I think oxygen is more important.
Love isn't complicated. People are.
I'm happy for you! Is the hardest lie to tell when you old love found someone new.
I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really pissed me off.
Just because you grew up with daddy telling you that you're a princess, doesn't mean you can expect a man to treat you like one while you act like a shallow, self centered, narcissistic bitch.
I hope you have enjoyed these Funny Love Quotes.
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