If you want to have fun with funny love quotes like this:
"Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate."
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You're the only fish in the sea for me.
Don't break someone's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So I go back to being me.
Save water shower with a friend.
A blow job a week can lower a man's risk of heart disease so don't be stingy girls save a life.
Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.
When you feel alone just look at the spaces between your fingers and remember that's where mine fit perfectly.
Female Dictionary: "Nothing, forget it." You better figure out what you did wrong.
Male Dictionary: "Nothing, forget it." Just quit talking about it, Jesus.
Life was much easier when apple and blackberry were just fruits.
Do you have a bandaid? Cuz I just scraped my knee falling for you.
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