Google Images List: June 2016

Funny Quotes 6

"It's funny how when I'm loud, people tell me to be quiet, but when I'm quiet, people ask me what's wrong with me." did you like it?

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I hate it when I think of some-thing really funny then I say it and it's rubbish.

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

Laughing so hard, no noise coming out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

Warning.

Drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy.

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions chocolate understands.

Just sitting here on the corner of awesome and bombdiggity.

I always wake up smiling... I think it's your fault.

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

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MATH: Mental Abuse To Humans.

Do you know what would look good on you? ME!

Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.

Ask me about my attention deficit disorder or pie or my cat. A dog. I have a bike. Do you like TV? I saw a rock. Hi.

Sorry, I can't today. My sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandson's uncle's fish died, and yes, it was tragic.

You can't always control who walks int your life but you can control which window to throw them out.

If Monday had a face, I would punch it.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being me.

Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.

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Funny Quotes 4

Choose the best funny quote and share with all your friend, remember that the best way to start the day is with a positive attitude and a smile in the face.

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna workout?

Marriages is a workshop... where husband works and wife shops...

Marriage: Lets you annoy one special persona for the rest of your life.

Dear haters, I couldn't help but notice that "awesoME" ends with "ME" and "Ugly" starts with "U"

With great power comes great electricity bill.

Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

Respect your parents. They passed school without google.

It's funny how seeing you gives me both joy and sadness at the same time.

I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you're good with grammar, you'll get it.

Sometimes I think I'm crazy because I see things differently than everyone else.

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Funny Quotes 3

Enjoy your friends and yourself with funny quotes like this: "Dear, Math. Please grow up and solve your own problems I'm tired of solving them for you.", you are going to find this and some others like it in the selection we present below.

Just sitting here on the corner of awesome and bombdiggity.