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MATH: Mental Abuse To Humans.
Do you know what would look good on you? ME!
Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.
Ask me about my attention deficit disorder or pie or my cat. A dog. I have a bike. Do you like TV? I saw a rock. Hi.
Sorry, I can't today. My sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandson's uncle's fish died, and yes, it was tragic.
You can't always control who walks int your life but you can control which window to throw them out.
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being me.
Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.
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