"It's funny how when I'm loud, people tell me to be quiet, but when I'm quiet, people ask me what's wrong with me." did you like it?
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I hate it when I think of some-thing really funny then I say it and it's rubbish.
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
Laughing so hard, no noise coming out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
Warning.
Drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy.
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions chocolate understands.
Just sitting here on the corner of awesome and bombdiggity.
I always wake up smiling... I think it's your fault.
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
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