Choose the best funny quote and share with all your friend, remember that the best way to start the day is with a positive attitude and a smile in the face.
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.
Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna workout?
Marriages is a workshop... where husband works and wife shops...
Marriage: Lets you annoy one special persona for the rest of your life.
Dear haters, I couldn't help but notice that "awesoME" ends with "ME" and "Ugly" starts with "U"
With great power comes great electricity bill.
Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.
Respect your parents. They passed school without google.
It's funny how seeing you gives me both joy and sadness at the same time.
I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you're good with grammar, you'll get it.
Sometimes I think I'm crazy because I see things differently than everyone else.
I hope you have enjoyed these Funny Quotes.
Have a nice day.
