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Just sitting here on the corner of awesome and bombdiggity.
Hey I'll be back in 5 minutes but if I'm not just read this message again.
"Dear, Math. Please grow up and solve your own problems I'm tired of solving them for you."
Teacher: "Why are you talking during my lesson?"
Student: "Why are you teaching during my conversation?"
Sarcasm it beats killing people!
When people cut you down or talk behind your back, remember, they took time out of their pathetic lives to think about you.
If I drink Alcohol I am Alcoholic, but if I drink Fanta does that make me FANTASTIC?
All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips.
Oh you broke your leg? Well that's sad... now let me use your crutches.
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