Enjoy all your friends with the funny quotes we present below.
Raise your hand if you think I'm crazy. But then again look at who's raising their hand in front of the computer!
What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing "K" instead of "OK"?
The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
I hate it when people are at you house and ask:
"Do you have a bathroom?"
No, we pee in the yard.
Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk.
Life is short; Smile while you still have teeth.
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant... so chocolate is a salad.
I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome.
Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I'd swim the ocean for you... LOL just kidding, there are sharks in there.
I hope you have enjoyed these Funny Quotes.
Have a nice day.
