If you want to have a good time, do it, you just have to read and share these great Funny Quotes.
I am who I am. I'm weird, I run into things, I spill food, I trip, I laugh about random and stupid stuff. But I like it that way.
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in the way.
Family: They drive you crazy. They drive you nuts. They drive you loony. But they drive you.
Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before going to bed?
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
Positive thought for the day: When you feel no one cares or loves you, everyone is ignoring you, and people are jealous of you, ask yourself: AM I TOO SEXY.
If someone calls you "ugly" have a good comeback and say "Excuse me, I am not a mirror".
I'm a brilliant brunette with lots of blonde moments!
You don't have to like me. I'm not a facebook status.
Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller?
Lazy rule: Can't reach it. Don't need it.
I hope you have enjoyed these Funny Quotes.
Have a nice day.
