On this Valentine's Day, surprise that special person who you love with a Funny Valentines Quote that make her happy, remember that love must not be boring, so serious or so formal, sometimes it is necessary to use our sense of humor.
Choose one of the quotes we present below and give her or him one of the best surprises ever.
Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench, even if there is plenty of room at both ends.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
I love my computer because my friends live in it.
Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day.
When I tell you I love you I don't say it out of habit or to make conversation. I say it to remind you that you're the best thing that ever happened to me.
Valentine's Day in Stone Age.
I love you more... now shut up!
No, you shut up... I love you more!
Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.
Did you know it takes ONE hour of RIGOROUS SEX to burn off the calories from five pieces of valentine's day chocolate?
Eat the whole box. I've got plans for you tonight Valentine.
When an "all - nighter" means not getting up to pee...
When all the names in my black book have M.D. after them...
When "Getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot...
When the candles cost more than the cake...
I promise you... we'll still be best friends!
- So, like, ten guys have asked me to be their valentine!. LOL I don't know which one to choose.
- Sometimes I meow at cats and they meow back.
I hope you have enjoyed these Funny Valentines Quotes.
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