Below you are going to find a great selection of Funny Valentines Quotes, perfect to surprise that special people you know and you want to greet on this Valentine's Day.
A funny Valentines quote that says: Hope you have a great Valentine's Day with your new love!
A funny Valentines quote that says: Can't wait to receive nothing on Valentine's Day.
A funny Valentines quote that says: That look makes my heart melt and my knees weak.
- You can sleep in my heart.
- Are you joking? Will it take on my weight?
A funny Valentines quote that says: I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my husband up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever wanted on T.V.
A funny Valentines quote that says: Valentine's Day: dinner $80, movies $25, drinks $50, hotel $120, the look on his face when he finds out she's on her period: priceless... :)
A funny Valentines quote that says: Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.
A funny Valentines quote that says: Words can't describe my love for you. I guess this face will have to do.
A funny Valentines quote that says: Valentine's Day and Black History Month are sad reminders of how lonely and white I am.
Because we both hate all that Valentine's Day crap...
Here's some bacon:
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